My friend home alone: I’m hot
Me bursting through her wall: it’s cause I’m here.
My friend: for the last time you better stop.
My dog ate something she’s allergic to, she’s fine tho her face just turned into an airhead.
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I found this masterpiece ☺️
Lmao vampire hunting 💀
Empty box: vibing on the ground
My cat:
When someone blames your for something you obviously did but you still act shocked they assumed you.
Caption this! Without context, how would you caption this painting? Reblog to reply.
It’s finally happened
*sniff* I pooped in the school bathroom *sniff sniff*
And a group of girls said it, they said the three words of doom....
“What’s that smell?? 🤢”
reblog this rat until staff gets involved