You Know I Get It.

it’s aftg o’clock for my brain again

Hey man you okay?

NO. In Foxhole Court when Neil finished his first session with Betsy he goes out and talks to Aaron, he tells him he just spoke to Betsy about exy facts and Aaron tells him he just sat there in silence. AND NEILS REACTION IS "damn...I wish I thought of that. Thats good"

Please why isn't anyone talking about this.

Andrew saying this and proceeding to get walked like a dog for the next two books is deeply funny to me

My religion is kevin offering to watch neil so he can drink on thanksgiving. In french. And then nicky going "omg neil is making the face kevin can be nice?????!?!??!" Which is hilarious because it implies that Neil really isn't as stone cold as he thinks, and he basically canonically reacts like a deer in headlights whenever someone does ANYTHING remotely nice for him.

matt: oh neil i bought this soda i know you like when i went to the store earlier

neil:

YES EXACTLY someone give me useless gay bastard andrew minyard

I'm a firm believer in the fact that Andrew, despite outward appearances, is the furthest thing from calm at all times. Especially when it comes to Neil. Pining Andrew's brain is a mess, he's yelling at himself for being so cryptic, when he tells Neil he would blow him his brain is going haywire. Because why would he say THAT. Of all things. He texts Renee that night, opening with "I'm a fucking idiot." She is used to this.

ITS THEM

Please consider an Andreil Soulmate au where your soulmates first words they say to you are tattooed on your wrist but Andrew & Neil are on opposite pro teams and the first thing Neil says to Andrew is just a straight up insult.

People having generic af things like “hey can you pass me that pen?” Or just a plain “hey” or something super romantic and then Andrew & Neil’s words are just “Nice shot but the goal is actually 5 feet to the left” and “fuck you, I’ll aim the next shot at your fucking face”

quick doodle… is this too niche of a duo

The foxes are maybe the most interesting iteration of the found family trope I've ever seen. They love each other. They hate each other. They spend half their time fighting. They literally hide behind each other when threatened. They call each other slurs. They're all gay and date each other. They're mentally ill and traumatised. They're so problematic it's ridiculous. Canonically three of them are murderers. They have a massive sleepover where they all snuggle together .Some of them have about two lines of dialogue together. What the fuck

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after a few months, a broken arm, several ocd crisis and getting used to new medication guess who's posting again!! it’s something simple but hopefully i'll start posting more often :)

when neils gone pro and is super famous there are threads titled “Neil Josten being absolutely hilarious and he doesn’t even know it” filled with interview excerpts and his reactions to things and it goes viral, obviously, with an accompanying hashtag, #funnyneiljosten

Cue the OG foxes joining in

However what surprises most people is that Andrew Minyard tweets his first ever tweet, and adds fuel to the fire that is the speculated minyard-Josten rivalry

Until