Listen I Love Jon “let’s Gouge Our Eyes Out And Run Away Together” Sims As Much As The Next Guy.

And they lived happily ever after together, and nothing bad ever happened, and everyone got what they wanted and left Jmart alone!

Wow! What a wholesome end to a great podcast! I can't wait to listen to The Magnus Protocol! I bet nothing bad will happen there too! 🥰

probably the best parallel between bluesey and pynch is that for Blue and Adam, this story is Pride & Prejudice level rivals-to-lovers - each of them going “fuck, him? really? him??” every step of the way - whereas Gansey and Ronan were both immediately and irrevocably in love

why am I scrolling . What am I hoping to find

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Raven Cycle - Maggie Stiefvater Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Ronan Lynch/Adam Parrish, Ronan Lynch & Blue Sargent Characters: Ronan Lynch, Blue Sargent, Adam Parrish, Richard Gansey III Additional Tags: Alternate Universe- No Supernatural, Wedding Planning, Mistaken Identity, Meet-Cute, Fluff, Humor, background Gansey/Cheng Summary:

Ronan hates basically everything about their business, or that’s what he tells Blue, but the worst part is that he’s constantly meeting cute guys and none of them are single.

getting PTSD flashbacks because of gravity falls is diabolical

Bruce can understand everything perfectly fine on his own but he brought Tim

to help with the himbo Brucie Wayne portrayal

to support the noble cause of pissing off Lex

Bruce and Tim: *sitting in a LexCorp meeting*

Lex: Alright everybody, thanks for jumping on this all hands.

Lex: *sees Tim*

Lex: Who is this?

Bruce: Oh, this is my corporate translator. He's here to translate all the corporate jargon into words that I can actually understand.

Lex: Uhh alright. I'm gonna have to align with HR to see if this is—

Bruce, to Tim: What's he saying?

Tim: He's saying he's upset by my presence.

Lex: I'm not upset, okay? I'm simply processing this information into a more digestible way.

Tim: Oh yeah, he's really upset.

Lex: Okay, let's just move forward with the meeting, shall we? So Q1 is in the books and we had a very strong showing. Now, there are certainly some gaps within our processes that we're working strategically in order to align that should help us bridge those gaps in a really efficient way.

Bruce: Translator?

Tim: Q1 wasn't good and management is very upset about it.

Lex: That's not what I said, okay? There are certainly some gaps, but management is working lockstep in order to come up with strategic processes in order to alleviate these areas of deficiency.

Tim: They're planning layoffs.

Lex: No. No. That— I'm not saying that, okay? We're just developing ways to become a much leaner organization.

Tim: It's gonna be twenty-five percent of the organization.

Lex: No!

Jon definitely should of died quicker in The Magnus Archives

You know, everytime I relisten to TMA, it makes me realize, Jon really should be dead by now. Not in like a "it's part of the point that he's surviving" way, in like a "No like there no fucking way he's not dead" way. Jon not getting shot in episode 2 because Jonah thought he was annoying is more unbelievable than the monsters. Like forget about the eldritch horrors, the most unrealistic thing in TMA is Tim not naynaying on Jon's ass like 6 episodes in because he's a pretentious cunt.

personal space?

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doorkeay truthers this is my formal application plz let me in

TW!

there’s a lot of blood on this boy!

Also, he’s a little bit dead.