I’m Sorry, I Can’t Come Into Work Today. I Didn’t Get A Long Rest And God Gave Me A Point Of Exhaustion.

Part 2

okay so i finished checking if we were friends in every universe and, uh, it turns out we're only friends in 6 of them. but look, i need you to understand these universes vary like crazy, okay? like 6 is actually insanely high, like way higher than most. and one of those is the universe where i accidentally killed the actor who played Dipsy from Teletubbies when i was 7 and my life went completely differently as a result. and we still ended up friends! also you were a girl in that universe for some reason. what? oh, uh, yeah, you were cute as hell. like really cute. did you just fucking giggle

bitch you better not be sitting and staring at your old wounds forever wtf

⚠️ BEWARE ⚠️

the homoerotic girlbestfriend situationship CAN and WILL kill you

Reblog if you want your brain to shut the fuck up

this dude -> 😔 <- he gets me