My boyfriend just woke up, mostly still asleep and told me “don’t worry, it’s getting better” in a heavy, American accent, which is unusual for an Australian man.
“Why are you American?” I asked, to which I got:
“Sorry, it’s getting better” in a stereotypical posh English accent.
“Why are you English?” I asked, amused.
“What is he normally?” He managed to ask.
“He? You’re not anyone else, you’re you.”
“Ugh, me” was the last thing he said, in a right proper Aussie accent before he fell back into proper sleep.
this human shit hard i shoulda been a house cat
it's 3.59am and all I want is a sketchbook to practise drawing tmnt things in
I love u everyone who has ever been nice to me. if u haven't been nice to me... there is still time
leaving bite marks on each other is a love language
@khayalli might have to start watching dungeon meshi.... for the plot......
By popular demand. The second part. WOAH HAY!
Please don't pay attention to stylistic differences.
what’s the point in being alive if you’re not gonna be a little cringe and a little homosexual
long distance friendships
One day I will stop falling in love with you. Until I do, I'll be thinking of you.
k.b. // laufey, philharmonia orchestra - let you break my heart again
i hate fatigueee its so stupid. ohh when im home i'll do this or that Nope. replacing all of your bones with pure titanium now. Goodbye
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