“But Just Because You’re Strong And Resilient Doesn’t Mean You Never Need Someone To Be There For

Babe unmute yourself. Babe please unmute. Babe. I want to pick a fight with your boss. Sweetie. Just hit the button and unmute yourself for two seconds so I can start shit with your boss. Baby please

Hi, I wasn't dead, I lost my tumblr account and I just got it back xD

okay so i finished checking if we were friends in every universe and, uh, it turns out we're only friends in 6 of them. but look, i need you to understand these universes vary like crazy, okay? like 6 is actually insanely high, like way higher than most. and one of those is the universe where i accidentally killed the actor who played Dipsy from Teletubbies when i was 7 and my life went completely differently as a result. and we still ended up friends! also you were a girl in that universe for some reason. what? oh, uh, yeah, you were cute as hell. like really cute. did you just fucking giggle

i don't know who needs to hear this, but guilt, self-hatred and shame are not sustainable sources of growth and healing. you can't hate yourself into feeling better, or being better. you can't repeatedly punish yourself for your flawed humanity and expect wholesome results.

Cockwarming isn't just about the sexual aspect, it's about getting as close to someone as physically possible and having no barriers between each other

It does however help that it leads to very, very sloppy sex

what’s the point in being alive if you’re not gonna be a little cringe and a little homosexual

@desceros

Art by Essi Välimäki