Philza : "Gus Is Not Our Cat."

SBI 3/3

OP made this unreblogable but I had to show y'all

Don't know if you've gotten this question before, but why did Bhaal throw DU Drow into the Underdark and make him look like... well, a drow (even though he's obviously Not)?

Is there any particular "lore" reason for that or was it just an aesthetic decision you made on a whim in character creation?

I feel like this question can be more accurately answered not by character lore, but by a dramatization of the real life events that took place sometime in late 2023:

"Oh boy here I go play this Totally Legal Copy of the video game Balder Gates 3, but for only exactly the amount of time that it takes until I can find and pet a talking cat, and not a minute longer."

"Okay this must be the Custom Character option since it's the only one that allows me to edit my little guy."

"Nah man I'm in a rush to pet some kitties. Pass."

"Now this dragon they randomized for me is pretty neat but where's the Cool Evil Elf."

"Can I super-size it"

"Oh hell yeah."

"Since I'm not a nerd I better pick the most bone-headed class possible or I will never pet those damn cats."

"I mean the face and hair are fine but this Evil Elf isn't looking very evil to me."

"Much better"

"🤷"

"There I am in some... Weird Scorn-like contraption. Man that outfit is bad, I'm taking that off immediately."

".....Huh."

"I feel like I may have skipped past something important."

"Oh I have the funniest little pout though. Man I can't WAIT to talk to some cats."

I will see how Caleb, Molly & Caduceus look and stop being on this plane of existence

M9 fans like "I can't wait to see this moment animated!!" no. I will simply pass away the moment I see the concept art for Caleb. I don't even need to watch the show at that point, I can leave the fandom entirely and die in peace

So, i was on one of HeyHay's picrew (i think) streams at some point, and asked how tall is Vas. And HeyHay said that Vast is tall and (i don't exactly remember the wording, but) kinda buff.

So, the interesting thing is that relaxed muscles are pretty soft, which makes Vast very huggble

Since we found out about his passing, I haven't been able to make myself watch a Techno video. It felt like it would make the fact he was gone real.

Today I broke that streak

Thank you Tommy

Thank you Technodad

Technoblade never dies

Fuck Cancer

o7

Hey, if you have half a minute and care about the LGTBQIA+ community in the EU, I'd suggest you take a look at this initiative to ban conversion therapies in the EU.

1 million people are required to sign, but there's barely 100k. The form takes less than a minute, it only requires your ID, name and surname.

Please, help spread the initiative so that it can reach the goal ASAP!

my favorite moment <333 loved seeing the old man suffer

Reblog to bring meat back on the menu