Dís, Talking To Bilbo: You See, On Their Own They Can Be Tolerable, Rational Even.

Showing your friend a cool rock that you found except it’s actually a kity

chat loves him

Thorin: Hey, random question, what are your favorite flowers? Bilbo: Peonies, why? Thorin: Bilbo: Were you going to get me flowers? Thorin: Bilbo: Thorin: ᶦᵗ’ˢ ᵃ ᵖᵒˢˢᶦᵇᶦˡᶦᵗʸ

Bedrock bros just after exile week. Techno is huffing about Tommy going outside unprepared -forget his trash armor, he’s not even in warm clothes! And look at those holes- and while Tommy INSISTS that he’s a big man and will be fine, that’s not how hypothermia works. So Techno just plops his cloak on top of Tommy, who immediately buckles under the weight. He struggles to escape and just utterly fails. Trapped in cloak hell. Techno has a flashback to trying the blanket intelligence test on Floof and starts rethinking his choice in allies.

nobody wants to work anymore

every western movie ever made: The wild west is dying. theres no more room left for cowboys anymore…

me everytime: :(

😊(2024.6.22)

I love how these are from an Unreality subreddit but to my eye they just read like regular Tumblr shitposts. Did we cross-pollinate or something

Once both of the Black parents die, Regulus becomes Lord Black. And boy, does he use his power.

First act: convince the love of his life (Remus) and his disowned, disgraceful brother (Sirius) to move in with him.

It takes him a while, but they eventually agreed. He feels a bit bad that for Remus it was more a case of nobody wanting to rent to a werewolf, never mind hiring one, so he wouldn’t even have money for a flat.

Sirius joined his best friend to make him feel more comfortable, as it is still a big step to move in with your boyfriend.

Of course, Walburga had that awful portrait made, and she started screeching the second she saw those two come in, with the others chiming in.

What none of them expect, not even Remus and Sirius, was how Regulus reacted.

Sure, they kind of knew he wouldn’t stand for it now he was finally free of his parents, and maybe lock the portrait in the attic.

But no.

He fucking incinerated the portrait of his mother, a slightly unhinged glee in his eyes.

After that, all portraits shut up. Some even warmed up to the newcomers, once they saw how intelligent and hardworking Remus was, and Sirius… well, he was still a Black.

Only once the same thing happened, when one relative mumbled something about the disgrace of a Black marrying a creature.

That was the last time the portraits even though of saying something, watching horrified as the oldest one of them went up in flames.