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Source | Day 122

Ranboo explaining the clothing family tree

"jackets are an evolution of shirts, and socks are tiny pants. Stockings are a kind of socks yet also a kind of pants, so socks are related to pants."

"shoes are like rings and/or gloves, not necessary just used a lot."

"yes, and underpants are a subcategory of pants. undergarments are their own thing, but bras are related to shirts while underwear is related to shorts which are related to pants which are related to socks."

"hats are just the shoes of the heads, which are the gloves of the feet. socks are related to pants, and socks and underwear fall under the same category- more directly related in terms of importance."

"What's makeup? a fucking sin. no, makeup is something else entirely. makeup is mostly related to rings (jewelry) or gloves. makeup is like a glove for your face if you layer enough on it. like a face mask. you could say that, but I don't agree with it."

"The onesie is the perfect article of clothing. All clothes are related to the onsie, the one thing that connects them all, it is everything. it is split into three parts- upper half, lower half, the cosmetics (rings, gloves, shoes, hats)."

"glasses are like rings but they actually do something. those are a different thing, entirely."

"overalls are like a bastard combination of shirt and pants. it's mainly pants, but there's a little bit of shirt dna in there. pants and a tank top."

"scarves are a type of gloves to the neck"

"face masks are like socks, actual plastic ones are like a shoe."

"top undergarment evolves into shirt which evolves into button-up shirt, or jacket. jacket evolves into sweater, which goes from that into something more."

There are four categories- things you need to wear, pants, shirts, and accessories.

Regulus *coming home from the market*: I swear when I get my hands on that imbecile!

James: whoa, hey, what's wrong??

Regulus *hysterical*: That rat bastard!

James *concerned now*: Hey, whoever he is, he'll pay, but who exactly are we-

Regulus: That bitch stole the last pomegranate at the market!

James:

James *quietly*: right....right...totally justified...rat bastard...

This is your cue to draw your friends as what they’d look like if they lived in bill ciphers home dimension (not pictured is me as a kite shape)

reblog for bigger sample size 😇

I just realized that the lack of acceptance for asexuals is literally the dumbest thing. Like, you can’t handle the thought of two dudes kissing? Okay you’re dumb and terrible whatever. But you can’t handle the idea… Of someone… Not kissing anyone? What are you worried about? They’re gonna eat too much mac n cheese?? Draw too many dinosaurs??? Tell me