I Feel Like Many People Have A Fundamental Misconception Of What Unreliable Narrator Means. It's Simply

I headcanon that modern Elrond would drive a minivan. With all his kids and foster kids it just makes sense.

Me: *completes one kinda tiring task*

My body: Ooooh what a day. Glad it's over now

Me: No dude I still have like 10 other tasks to do

My body: ....b-but rest? We are so tired. We should go lay down right now

Me: Dude it was one task

The number of times I have fast-typed "Gender" instead of "Gondor" in fic-writing. King of Gender. Queen of Gender. Hero of Gender. Captain of Gender.

some quick lotr studies :]

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I also wish that they were my parents

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And the Ghouls are done! They are all soooo,,, twirls hair,,,, Tell me who's your favorite!!! And don't be afraid to ask for my ghouls head canons!!! I'd love to share <33333

He finally figured out the formula guys (ft normal friend behavior)

Regulus who always always makes the highest effort to look perfect and presentable so even his roommates haven’t seen him out of dress before (even his pajamas are silk and a long sleeved matching set and his hair is always styled and he never has a pimple or eye bags despite always staying up) but then one day he comes back to the door in a fit of frazzled despair and tells Barty ‘I don’t want to hear it I know I’m disgusting ok I just can’t right now’ and then goes to change and Barty thinks he’s gonna come back with like green paste on his face and curlers like the cartoons but then regulus’ idea of ‘looking disgusting’ is wearing his undershirt and shorts and his hair in a low bun and his concealer under his eyes is wiped off and he literally still looks perfect and fine yet he’s so convinced he looks like shit that Barty can’t help but smile because the love of his life is so ridiculous and he cant stop himself from kissing his cheek and telling him he looks perfect and now literally every time regulus is even somewhat dressed down Barty always tells him he’s pretty like it’s his civic duty because god gives his toughest battles to his horniest most supportive boyfriends