Let's Give This Another Go.

Goofy minecraft jerboa

Alright, prefacing with I am a foot enjoyer myself and I do like the art a lot, but seeing the Drow being gay with Astarion's foot made me suddenly imagine if Astarion was ticklish and the Drow tried for a lick and got kicked in the head out of reflex.

Yeah LOL

free him

Regulus takes extra steps to avoid touching people, including his own friends and best friends. He'd flinch a bit if someone accidentally brushes past him but when Sirius just casually ruffles his hair, he doesn't even register that.

this goes for everyone else in the family (Narcissa, Andromeda, Bellatrix) too but unlike Sirius and more like Regulus, they tend to be reserved with their affection so it seems like Sirius is the only one that gets a pass.

All their friends straight up hate Sirius for that too because he's never physically affectionate with Regulus but he's the only one that can get away with touching him and it gets on the nerves of literally everyone.

In their eyes, Sirius was granted a divine gift and just...kicked it away.

what if chat are shapeshifters, so every time we get sent on a raid we morph into another creature

[bombasticbunnyy on all platforms]

"I-I really don't get the plan here, mate."

"Bruuuuuh. It's simple, Phil! You said I can't go undercover because people look at me and think 'Oh man, that guy looks like he could rip out my liver with his teeth'-"

"I just said you are unapproachable-"

"-so, of course, the logical thing to do is make myself look harmless, right? Make it so people don't vibe check me and get 'Dangerous' as a result-"

"And how exactly does dying your hair bubblegum pink make people look at the six-foot tall buff former soldier and think 'non-threatening'?"

"Pink is a calming color, Phil."

"You're a fucking dumbass."

like the first rule of cooking is to have fun and be yourself and the first rule of baking is to stay calm because the dough can sense fear

Honestly tho