Smaug And Bilbo Girltalk Be Like:

ah yes. the classic "I can't sleep because it will be tomorrow in an instant and tomorrow requires things of me and I Simply Do Not Vibe With That". so I'll go through said tomorrow on 2 hours of sleep. very smart and once again no lessons will be learned

baby boy. baby

me 🤝 general targg

being completely done with wulf’s bullshit

lotr/the hobbit incorrect quotes

part 6? is it six? might be six. i kinda forgot i left it in wips, sry

Gandalf: we need a plan

Gandalf: *points at Merry and Pippin* no explosions

Gandalf: *points at Gimli* no cursing towards elves

Gandalf: *points at Legolas* absolutely no using a shield as a fucking snowboard

Gandalf: *points at Aragorn* preferably no falling down the cliff

Gandalf: *points at Boromir* you just better be happy to still be there so stay quiet in the back, will you?

Gandalf: *points at Sam and Frodo* and we don’t sacrifice ourselves!

Gandalf: you know what, I will do the planning

— — — — —

Boromir, having no idea about geography of Middle-Earth past Rohan: so… you live in Mirkwood?

Legolas: so first of all, my father lives in Mirkwood

Legolas: I tend to live in the moment

— — — — —

Gandalf: so, what was your plan precisely?

Aragorn: Pretty much save everyone and come home unharmed?

Gandalf: plan, Aragorn, p l a n, not a fucking wishlist!

— — — — —

Just some random cook at Edoras: any allergies?

Éowyn: weak-willed men and cowards!

Éomer: and hazelnuts. she’s allergic to hazelnuts.

— — — — —

Boromir: as your adoptive older brother I will absolutely not allow you to do this stupid, immature thing…

Merry & Pippin: :((

Boromir: …alone

Boromir: and we don’t tell Faramir until we need to be bailed out of citadel’s jail

Since we found out about his passing, I haven't been able to make myself watch a Techno video. It felt like it would make the fact he was gone real.

Today I broke that streak

Thank you Tommy

Thank you Technodad

Technoblade never dies

Fuck Cancer

o7

I headcanon that modern Elrond would drive a minivan. With all his kids and foster kids it just makes sense.

Phelzah no

Is Sylphs hair dyed? If so whats their natural hair color?

(as a bonus, if it is dyed, how would touch ups happen, if not, how would they explain that if someone asked?/nf)

i don't think it is dyed, i think their hair is just Like That. perks of being a hummingbird avian, i suppose :)

when they were little, like really little, it was mostly green, and then when they got older the pink started taking over, kinda similar to how actual baby anna's hummingbirds don't have the pink until they're older!

also if someone asked them if their hair was dyed they'd ask you what hair dye is

He finally figured out the formula guys (ft normal friend behavior)