Had A Dream Last Night Bedrock Bros Were On The Secret Life Smp. Techno’s Task Was To Spread Something

Vampire reggie :D

reblog to be eaten by this thing

happy holidays to those who haven't felt the holiday spirit in years

happy holidays to those who didn't think they'd make it this far

happy holidays to those with split parents

happy holidays to those spending it by themselves

happy holidays to those who are missing someone this holidays

happy holidays to you, reading this. i hope you get what you need :)

Does drow have a favourite weapon/ weapon type? Whether that be in game due to proficiencies and what you looted or if there’s any lore to what he would have used in his pre tadpole days.

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It did in fact change throughout the course of his life!

Ages 12-19 Class: Ranger Fighting style: Archery

DU drow lived off the land in his teens. He hunted to both feed himself, acquire resources and to sell meat/skins in local towns in exchange for gold. Range was the obvious choice since he spent the majority of his younger years being too weak to hold up in melee combat - which is something that he developed a liking for as he grew older.

Ages: 20-27 Class: Fighter/? Fighting style: Two-weapon

Being taken into the temple would trigger a gradual but drastic change to DU drow's personality, as well as his combat style. This includes the discovery of a "secret" secondary class (I made it pretty obvious in an older post but I'm yet to see anyone question me about it LOL) , as well as the obvious change from Ranger to Fighter.

Murder, as dictated by Bhaal's teachings, should be a personal and intimate act. This is what drew him away from ranged combat and had him opt for smaller weapons like daggers and short-swords - not only could he "honor" his father's will more faithtfully that way, but these are easier weapons to conceal while out and about.

Ages: 28 and on Class: Fighter Fighting style: Great weapon fighting.

It is by complete happenstance that the first thing DU drow picks up once freed from the Nautilod pod is some Fist's greatsword. Having lost his memories after Orin's betrayal, he had no reason whatsoever to be subtle or performative in his fighting style any longer - and in his natural state, the man gravitates towards the large and the effective.

Sylph is the type of person to roll up to a hair stylist, show a picture of a literal birb and say "i wanna look like that"

And then they look really cool about it

“Because I've met them and they all have dyed hair and pronouns” -Tommy about his fans.

WE GOT CALLED OUT

Techno in Genloss [Redraw]

I had a dumb meme idea

Consider

Vast with flirting skills

y’all just— thinking about how excited Stanley must have been to host the twins— Alex says he smokes cigars but he doesn’t smoke once in the show— has a beer gut but he only drinks sodas in front of the kids— doesn’t swear when they’re around which must have taken INCREDIBLE effort— Stanley Pines, known crook, buying pancake mix at the supermarket and many bottles of syrup— learning to cook basic healthy meals and burning so many of them before he gets it right— buying new sheets, new mattresses— avoiding bunk beds because it reminds him of Ford— looking at the attic room he made wondering “is this enough will they like me”— trying to act aloof at the bus stop so he doesn’t betray the fact that he was there hours early— watching them goof around and thinking of New Jersey beaches— then the first night they’re there, he watches them debate running away and only stay because Mabel shook a magic 8 ball. That must have kept him awake all night.