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when there’s a sibling dynamic AND old man + his kids dynamic AND west coast vibe AND a silly evil entity

3D Model Commission

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average british activities (techno is mildly terrified)

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kill 'character did nothing wrong'. nurture 'character did everything wrong and i was whooping and cheering the whole time'

You know you’re fucked up when Regulus Black is your comfort character

Unhinged Regulus who sits in the DE meetings held in Grimmauld, he heard about the werewolf who works for Voldemort, the same man who had no pity when he turned a four year old boy, the same boy who grew up to fear looking up in the sky or watching his shadow at nighttime in fear of knowing how much time he had left before the next moon, the same boy who became the best man Regulus he had ever known.

He gets the mark so they trust him more, he becomes one of Voldemort's favorites, until one day he is assigned a mission with Fenrir Greyback. He shreds him to PIECES, I mean every dark curse you have ever learned, making his demise slow and painful, skins him alive and drains his blood with a manic smile on his face.

GIVE ME THIS UNHINGED DARK REGULUS I BEG YOU!!!!!

“Not all men” yeah, you’re right. Aragorn, son of Arathorn, Gimli, son of Gloin, Legolas, son of Thranduil, Frodo Baggins, Samwise Gamgee, Peregrin “Pippin” Took, Meriadoc “Merry” Brandybuck and dare I say Boromir would never.

Rabbit sized Bunnyblade riding a hound into battle. Adversaries laughing until they learn to fear the bunny.

He is three years old and yearns for blood carrots. Philza promises both to him.

Philza gets captured and manages to send a secret distress message. Technoblade comes and beats everyone up, but doesn't kill them. Philza is still caged.

Technoblade demands more carrots before he opens Phil's cage. Phil tells him he doesn't have any on him. Technoblade leaves him there.

Luckily, with his captors wounded, Philza is able to escape on his own. He immediately sets up a "Philza Ransom Fund" which is just an additional fund that Technoblade can only access if he rescues Philza from being captured.

Technoblade starts throwing Philza at enemies in the hope he gets caught so Technoblade can get the Rescue Phil award.

Philza has to then stipulate that Techno can't have the Rescue Fund if its his damn fault Phil got captured in the first place.

Technoblade is unamused.

Losing it at all of this qdsuiqjkljkdqj that's so fucking funny.

Techno is going to have a field day trying to find some sort of loophole of a situation he can put Phil in that is subtle enough it can't be traced to him but also dire enough to make him legible for the Rescue Phil fund.

Don't stop him Phil, this is bunny enrichment!