Morgan-owo - Morgan Talking Randomly

I headcanon that modern Elrond would drive a minivan. With all his kids and foster kids it just makes sense.

Astarion’s simple plan

MOTHER, TELL ME YOU WILL STAY.

They’re back!!

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ARE YOU A BONE OR BLOOD PERSON.

ARE YOU A VOID OR ABYSS PERSON.

ARE YOU A ROT OR DUST PERSON.

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“Because I've met them and they all have dyed hair and pronouns” -Tommy about his fans.

WE GOT CALLED OUT

Once both of the Black parents die, Regulus becomes Lord Black. And boy, does he use his power.

First act: convince the love of his life (Remus) and his disowned, disgraceful brother (Sirius) to move in with him.

It takes him a while, but they eventually agreed. He feels a bit bad that for Remus it was more a case of nobody wanting to rent to a werewolf, never mind hiring one, so he wouldn’t even have money for a flat.

Sirius joined his best friend to make him feel more comfortable, as it is still a big step to move in with your boyfriend.

Of course, Walburga had that awful portrait made, and she started screeching the second she saw those two come in, with the others chiming in.

What none of them expect, not even Remus and Sirius, was how Regulus reacted.

Sure, they kind of knew he wouldn’t stand for it now he was finally free of his parents, and maybe lock the portrait in the attic.

But no.

He fucking incinerated the portrait of his mother, a slightly unhinged glee in his eyes.

After that, all portraits shut up. Some even warmed up to the newcomers, once they saw how intelligent and hardworking Remus was, and Sirius… well, he was still a Black.

Only once the same thing happened, when one relative mumbled something about the disgrace of a Black marrying a creature.

That was the last time the portraits even though of saying something, watching horrified as the oldest one of them went up in flames.