Red String Of Fate Au Where James Is Sick And Tired™ Of Having To Wait For Destiny To Bring His Soulmate

someone on twitter proposed the idea of bill wearing long gloves/socks and i had to manifest it into reality

(tweet in question)

I headcanon that modern Elrond would drive a minivan. With all his kids and foster kids it just makes sense.

ah yes. the classic "I can't sleep because it will be tomorrow in an instant and tomorrow requires things of me and I Simply Do Not Vibe With That". so I'll go through said tomorrow on 2 hours of sleep. very smart and once again no lessons will be learned

Me, at 13: do i feel anything special abt boys? Nope. Girls? Still no. I feel same way abt everyone, so, guess I'm pan!

Me, at 14: wait a minute... (turns out I'm aroace)

Did i learn anything? Of course no

Me at 15-16: do i feel like a woman? Not really. Do i feel like a man? Again not very much. Does it change? I didn't really noticed, so, PROBABLY I'm nonbinary. However, I'm ugly, but i don't feel gender dysphoria,

Me at 19, looking at myself in the mirror with taped flat chest, finally feeling not so ugly and way more myself: ...yeah fuck i do...

ok, since my last notes post did so well

if this gets 10,000 notes by september, i’ll come out as trans to my parents and ask to get my name changed

ive always promised myself i would come out as trans by then, but im honestly just too scared to

dont worry, they are accepting, they treat my trans friend amazingly and even when he isnt around correct themselves when they accidentally misgender him

im sorry if this sounds like im milking for notes, thats not at all my intention here

just need some stain,remover,

every western movie ever made: The wild west is dying. theres no more room left for cowboys anymore…

me everytime: :(

lotr/the hobbit incorrect quotes

part 3, i do not intend to stop

*three hunters at night*

Legolas: i love you Gimli

Gimli: yeah, i love you too

*silence*

Legolas: we both love you as well, Estel

Aragorn: thanks, i was starting to feel left out

— — — —

Bard: you know, i wish you would just admit that you made a mistake

Thranduil, stirring his coffee with passion: i PREFERE it with salt

— — — —

Pippin, excited: hey Boromir, we made you a friendship bracelet!

Merry, also excited: *showing boromir a very ugly, yet made with love bracelet*

Boromir: Yeah, you know… i’m not really jewellery person…

Pippin: oh… it’s okay…

Merry: it’s fine, you don’t have to wear it…

Boromir: No. I’m gonna wear it forever, back off.

— — — —

Legolas: whoops-

Aragorn: whoops? WHOOPS? We are far past the ‘whoops’ situation! ‘Whoops’ is but a distant speck in the review mirror! We are firmly in the ‘oh fuck’ territory and i expect you to ACT LIKE IT!!

Real