I Am Whatever Gender Has The Shortest Line At The Bathroom

And also

I LOVE JADE THEY ARE SO LITTLE PRECIOUS TINY DUDE

tiny little magpie

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YES he says that he is intimidating serious adult with a job, very very grown-up very serious— and then— and then he just takes all the shinies bc "i need this, yep, really need this"

I like the fact that when Vast is going through chests and stuff, he only takes the shiny things. Like the magpie he is.

I need to rewatch lotr and hobbit, and also read everything bc i got obsessed with it, but last time i watched it i was 12 or 13, and i read only like half of hobbit or little more, so i remember way less than i want

🔹 Someone else's fiction cannot cause you physical harm.

🔹If someone else's fiction is causing you emotional or psychological harm, or distress, you can put it down and not read/watch it.

🔹Your emotional well-being is not the responsibility of fiction writers.

🔹Someone else's fiction is not about your personal trauma.

🔹When reading or watching fiction, you always have the power. You can always stop. You are never reading fiction without your own consent.

🔹Fiction writers are not responsible for other people's mental health.

🔹The content of a piece of fiction does not reflect on the morality of its author.

🔹Just because someone writes about bad things happening, doesn't mean they want those things to happen.

🔹Don't like? Don't read.

"immortality sucks because all your friends die" all your friends die anyway. those we do not mourn are those who mourn us.

"immortality sucks because you forget who you are" we always forget who we are. do you remember who you were at four years of age? who you were at fourteen? "who i am" is a shadow cast on the wall.

"immortality sucks because" skill issue. skill issue. skill issue. give me your liver

Youth fascination with technology

my digital footprint is a clown shoe I fear

ah yes. the classic "I can't sleep because it will be tomorrow in an instant and tomorrow requires things of me and I Simply Do Not Vibe With That". so I'll go through said tomorrow on 2 hours of sleep. very smart and once again no lessons will be learned

Showing your friend a cool rock that you found except it’s actually a kity