GUYS GUYS LOOK AT IT RIGHT NOOOOWWWWW

McGonagall: really who could be worse than Sirius and his friends

Regulus "will get his revenge even if it kills him" Black

Evan "cuts dead things open for fun" Rosier

Barty "arsonist with daddy issues" Crouch Jr

Pandora "seer with a knack for experimenting" Rosier

Dorcas "the one keeping them all out of Azkaban" Meadowes

Imagine the fellowship showing each other pictures and paintings of themselves as children

Everyone cooes over Gimli with the tiniest little beard and mini axe, the Hobbits all sleeping in a little pile of curls and tails, Aragorn in formal elven clothing but his hair is still as messy cause they couldn’t style it even if they tried, Boromir holding a baby Faramir cause he refused to part with him after he was born

And then Legolas shows the ugliest fucking thing any of them had ever seen, looking like a fleshy newborn bird with enormous eyes and ears, and he’s proudly boasting over how he’s seen as one of them most beautiful elven infants in millennium, and the rest of them are afraid to say anything because What The Fuck

lotr/the hobbit incorrect quotes

part 5, this time you get five

Boromir: i was raised as an only child

Boromir: it was honestly kinda unfair towards my brother

— — — —

Orc: i have one of your sons!

Aragorn: which one? we have four.

Orc: uh— the annoying one, constantly talking and asking about food?

Boromir: …

Aragorn: …

Boromir: which one? we have four.

— — — —

Three hunters moment

Gimli and Legolas: in our defence, we were left unsupervised

Gandalf: wasn’t Aragorn there with you?

Aragorn: …

Aragorn: so in my defence, i was also left unsupervised—

— — — —

Thorin: and what did I tell you about breaking the rules!?

Kili and Fili: how uncle, you toLD US HOW!

— — — —

Gimli: this i a stupid idea, what are you like five?

Legolas: yeah, five heads taller than you

Gimli: …

Legolas: …

Gimli: …

Legolas: nononono wait don’t walk away!!

Muehehehe

You know I'm trying very hard not to ship Caleb & Molly because I know that my favorite tiefling won't last long but Caleb saying stuff like :

" The only thing magic here is you friend. "

Is making it very complicated for me.

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Harpy Hare, where have you buried all your children?