This Is The Plot Of Beauty And The Beast

"okay odysseus roll for charisma" "thats uh- a 1." "wait can i roll too?" "uh? yeah sure penelope go ahead" "NAT 20!"

Listen, if I had the time I would just make Justice Leauge the mockumentary, lol.

The three stages of cis allyship:

I understand that you are a girl*

I understand that you are a girl

I understand that you are a girl*

this is the best possible version of fred

A spoon's only objective in life is to make soup go upwards, and it knows this. That's why when you put one under a running tap it blasts the water way high. The spoon thinks there's suddenly TONS of soup to deal with and it freaks out.

pls meet Dr Sky Shadow

since i only ever send rick rolls to ppl i figured id just post one for all my followers for april fools day this year to save myself the effort

happy april fools y’all

tfw you find out the niche YouTube series that left you on a cliffhanger 5 years ago has a regularly updated Webtoon