Morgan-unicorn543 - Morgan_Unicorn_543

The three stages of cis allyship:

I understand that you are a girl*

I understand that you are a girl

I understand that you are a girl*

The weirdest guy I ever met in a church was this boy who referred to “Buzz Aldrin and his husband” going to the moon. I was completely baffled, and when I asked if he’d misspoken, he got really angry and accused me of being deliberately ignorant of the facts. It turned out that he was somehow comvinced that Buzz Aldrin and Neil Armstrong were married. It took five Wikipedia articles to convince him otherwise.

"okay odysseus roll for charisma" "thats uh- a 1." "wait can i roll too?" "uh? yeah sure penelope go ahead" "NAT 20!"

He was so real for this

pulled an all-nighter and then promptly passed out, i drew this sometime and have no recollection but i think i get what i was going for

Henriëtte Ronner-Knip, A dog and her puppies

something about substances so strong they can only be cut by that same substance (like diamond) gets to me. the self-fulfilling prophecy of it. you can armor yourself against any and all outside threats, but you're still beholden to your own nature.

idk man but something about Stanley "taught himself extremely advance physics/math/probably many other things while running a relatively successful business" Pines and Stanford "is wanted in almost every dimension with a judicial system of some kind" Pines is sooo fucking funny to me

You know the Grimm version of Snow White makes more sense than most versions if only because in that version Snow White was like 7 years old.