I Read The Phrase “transitioned Onto Land” For About The Thousandth Time The Other Day, But This

"Oh you had a plague? Come back to us when you had a World War, brand new unconventional weapons, and a new international order."

this is the best possible version of fred

obsessed

The three stages of cis allyship:

I understand that you are a girl*

I understand that you are a girl

I understand that you are a girl*

idk man but something about Stanley "taught himself extremely advance physics/math/probably many other things while running a relatively successful business" Pines and Stanford "is wanted in almost every dimension with a judicial system of some kind" Pines is sooo fucking funny to me

I remember when I first watched this show, I played this part at least 5 times

Kink isn’t shameful because of the weird sex stuff. That part’s rad. It’s shameful because it is technically improv. 

poor george, never learned how to stop (poor george, james supercave)

You know the Grimm version of Snow White makes more sense than most versions if only because in that version Snow White was like 7 years old.