Aw Shit This Sucks, Im Gonna [remembers Suicide Jokes Are Bad For My Mental Health] See The World With

it’s kinda crazy that wlw music can range from “you’re the sexiest person alive” to “i love you you’re so gorgeous” while passing over “you’ll never like me back”

omg i’m so sorry guys i’ve been dead for like a week

my tumblr stopped working and i was literally crashing out i’m so sorry

ALSO WHO IS MY RTC SECRET SANTA I MUST FIND THEM

btw while i was gone i got heavily obsessed with lion king

ocean and noel

an outline for an edit i’m working on 🤫

"Oh, my gosh, we're murder nepo babies"

-James

yes you admitted it remember

proof

like this post if i’m the real noel gruber

are we the mlm + wlw duo 🤨

woahhh we’re literally Noel and Ocean…

IM NOEL

Noel posts a super low-quality image to the group chat.

Misha: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I’d have 15 cents.

Noel: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you.

Ocean: Actually I did the math, Misha would have $225, not $0.15.

Misha: Fam I’m right here....

Ricky: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :)

Penny: while you’re there could you buy me an apply juice please?

Ricky: Sorry I only have a dollar

Penny: :(

Noel: Hey I just realized, Misha would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent.

Ricky: If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice.

Ocean: You can buy anything you want with $22,500.

Noel: Yeah and they want soda and apply juice.

Constance: Apply juice to what?

Ezra: Directly to the forehead.

Ocean: Great chat everyone.

Do I think Misha is ACTUALLY very well known on YouTube?

No

Do I think post cyclone incident he goes viral.

Hell yeah.

People are like "Wait, isn't he that kid from the cyclone roller coaster accident?" And he realizes that he can use that to his advantage and starts posting about the cyclone, him and his friends, ect.

I also feel like people start thirsting over him.

"Here me out-"

Timon: With (forming a rainbow over his head with his hands) imaginaaaation, I can be anything I want! A cowboy! (Imitates a Western accent) Howdy partner! (Normal voice) A Space Ranger! (In a heroic voice) To infinity and beyond!

Pumbaa: A warthog! 😄

Zazu: Pumbaa, you’re already a warthog. 😒

Pumbaa: See, Zazu, it works! 😁