They Should Invent Love For Women Who Are Weird Control Freaks

Maybe I don’t have anxiety. Maybe I’m so scared all the time on account of it all being so scary.

Oo I like that car

the actual reason I consume mediocre media is because I have bad taste. the deeper secret pretentious reason is because I think there’s something very revealing about bad media that you don’t get with good media. when you watch a poorly executed plot point unfold, you see the machinery behind it. you see the gap between what’s actually on screen and the true goal the author is striving for. if it’s particularly awful, you can even measure just how poorly mismatched the author’s skills are with the story they’re trying to tell you. watching a poorly executed narrative play out feels like you’re discovering something, because you see all the wiring and guts underneath that better authors hide from you, in the same way that movies hide boom mics and books make you forget you’re turning the pages. if a story is good and executed well you just see the story. but I want to see the guts and wires!

Misha Collins was genetically engineered to get on my nerves but alas Castiel remains unquestionably my favourite spn freak

you ever read fanfiction so good you start experiencing penis envy. sorry is this a safe space

deancoded in that i’m obsessed with cas. cascoded in that i’m obsessed with dean. samcoded in that i am always laptoppin’ it up

5 minutes after eating the forbidden fruit:

cheat codes to stop feeling shame

easy hacks for stop feeling shame

ashamedness full playthrough

ashamedness ending explained with tips

Got clocked as a spn rewatcher at the circulation desk as I try to borrow the first two seasons dvds

Supernatural leaving Prime Video has me in DeanWinchester levels of denial rn

siblings // home // green   ⤷ for @becauseofthebowties’ 6K follower milestone