Hiding In The Dark Recesses Of The Backroom Lying In Wait To Chuck Stuffed Animals At The Unsuspecting

I had a dream about Columbo at a drag show. This is what came from it.

if you try to stop me from committing a war, you’re directly contributing to my war

I love sitting right next to my friend in an otherwise empty room, casually sending them tumblr posts and not saying anything. it’s like enrichment for me

doubt thou the stars are fire;

doubt that the sun doth move;

doubt truth to be a liar;

but never doubt I commit to the fucking bit.

there is a beautiful circle of love and friendship where:

I experience a post on tumblr.com that brings me joy

I send said post to my best friend because I think they will enjoy it

they reblog that post

their girlfriend sends me the post because she thinks I will enjoy it

I do :)

the freedom of being allowed to enjoy things again :)

cleaning out the containers of paints lab students have mixed in the prop shop and so far my favorites are

-small bit of yellow lotta mold

-the color: huh?????

-hey why did someone put guacamole in here?? and why is it chunky????

-rust. not the color. the can is just full of rust

-raw egg. it is the consistency and colors of a raw egg. I would not be surprised to learn that that’s all this is. just a raw egg

-beautiful mint green feat. the look and smell of spoiled milk

-oops all mold!

-the venom symbiote?????

I think it’s time to start squandering my youth

restaurant staff will laugh as they watch me struggle with the little toothpick machine but I look like a twelve year old boy so they think it’s endearing

much to everyone’s surprise, it turns out that if you take the meds prescribed for your adhd, your adhd won’t be as bad which is a crazy concept I think