The Thing About Macgyver Is That He’s So Full Of T-boy Swag

I had a dream about Columbo at a drag show. This is what came from it.

there is a beautiful circle of love and friendship where:

I experience a post on tumblr.com that brings me joy

I send said post to my best friend because I think they will enjoy it

they reblog that post

their girlfriend sends me the post because she thinks I will enjoy it

I do :)

it’s like a fun game to me to make overly specific posts about my life and my friends only for said friends to immediately hold up their phone to me with accusation in their eyes and the post on their screen or sometimes in fact loudly putting me on blast in the grad office during lunch break when everyone is in the room

probably definitely not the person sitting right next to me in the grad office commenting on my posts

it’s like a fun game to me to make overly specific posts about my life and my friends only for said friends to immediately hold up their phone to me with accusation in their eyes and the post on their screen or sometimes in fact loudly putting me on blast in the grad office during lunch break when everyone is in the room

doubt thou the stars are fire;

doubt that the sun doth move;

doubt truth to be a liar;

but never doubt I commit to the fucking bit.

yeah, I guess you could say I’m pretty sick

*puts on a pair of rad sunglasses*

sick… as frick

*immediately starts coughing so hard the sunglasses fall off*

maybe not my best idea to use spicy ramen broth to swallow my adhd meds

much to everyone’s surprise, it turns out that if you take the meds prescribed for your adhd, your adhd won’t be as bad which is a crazy concept I think

okay well I wasn’t at the fridge and the cup of hot broth was already in my hand when I remembered I forgot to take them so…

maybe not my best idea to use spicy ramen broth to swallow my adhd meds

the freedom of being allowed to enjoy things again :)