🐦🐦🐦

i need both of these now

Ass up?!!?!?

TIL that the hermaphroditic animal known as a sea squirt begins its life as a tadpole like creature, until it settles down anus-up in a location for the rest of its life. It will then eat its own brain, disintegrate its nervous system, and fire sperm and eggs into the water to reproduce.

via reddit.com

my friend: *offers me a drink after he had sipped from it* me, not thinking: *takes a big SLORP*   my brain: you now have 3 STDs, mono, and a rare unidentified virus  me: I can’t believe I’ve done this

sometimes I feel I’ve got to

DUN DUN

run away I’ve got to

DUN DUN

get away f

there’s something about an “aphobe blocklist” going around and i really have no idea what’s going on, just that it’s on knowyourmeme

jesse rutherford just liked my tweet and im emo as hell now 

My one dog needs one of these. She "fear eats" bc my other dog is a cow and she's afraid he's gonna eat all her food if she doesn't at it fast enough.

Kitties who eat too fast get ＴＨＥ  ＰＵＮＩＳＨＭＥＮＴ  ＢＯＷＬ

is this 13 year old me??

remind me to record myself reading this