There’s A Fucking Furry At The Mall!!!!

meh

at least i put effort into it

my friend made a video of her reciting this + put it on youtube

my name is Cat and im no theef i holed the puf betwene my teef wen men is sleep my self i plees i jump on up i crumch the ches

wow, tea!

if you’re irish and you complain about britain “erasing culture” but can’t even speak the language/ don’t know shit about ireland before 1910 then just shut your cakehole nobody cares

good

It’s all about the candy corn!

seoeune

you see perry the platypus as a child i was never able to express my gender. now i will force fem the entire tri-state area

Wisconsin core

Hey, I sent you a picture (in the message part) of some corn just being absolutely mad. It's growing out of a second story gutter in Northern Wisconsin.

good god it has an ear and everything.......

“[x account] followed you”

me: “please please please don’t be a porn account”

it’s a porn account