May I Present To You:

i did a doodle of an eye...idk i think its p nice?

I love her.

Last night

Last night I had a dream I graduated college, but not real college. So you know how the webkins website works. You do a job or something and instead of doing a job, you play a mini game or something. Well this was how my college was. So to get through math it was a guessing game. English was intense word searches.

some old unfinished doodles (i have nothing quality tm to post anymore rip)

my friend: *offers me a drink after he had sipped from it* me, not thinking: *takes a big SLORP*   my brain: you now have 3 STDs, mono, and a rare unidentified virus  me: I can’t believe I’ve done this

seoeune

you should experience this. via

https://www.vitaminwater.com/hit-refresh-for-exotic-mango-island-pic/and-20fl-oz-of-tropical-oasis/wow/wish-i-was-there/enhanced/e/the-hot-key-is-command-shift-r/electrolytes/be-sure-to-hit-refresh/but-not-too-much/you-have-to-give/the-page-a-chance-to-load/

This site is where I am most fearful of sharing my thoughts/opinions/beliefs and I think that says something.

I don’t want a sugar daddy but maybe like a sugar buddy. 

I just hit him up like “Hey how are you today?” 

and he replies “Doing great thanks for asking here’s $7,000.” 

how does one react to these

AU: President Obama falls for part white house intern part rockstar Harry Styles. Obama surprises Harry in the audience of one of his shows and the affair blossoms from there.