People Who Try To Copy Historical Writing Styles Don't Say Enough Weird Stuff In Them. I'm Listening

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@cactisays I thought you might appreciate this

Jeeves and Wooster referencing Sherlock Holmes:

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so funny to me that some cats just come with built in eyeliner

video proof that Mothfeather was a dangerous, fearsome predator even as a child

Sherlock Holmes should never be the narrator. Never ever ever ever ever. For many obvious storytelling and consistency reasons, but also because when he's the one narrating, he loses all his mystique.

"I'm going to tell you a story that was suuuuper interesting but oddly enough Watson never wrote about. Oh, that's right! It's because this happened when he abandoned me for his wife, the only selfish action he's ever taken. Anyway a client walked in with stern, blue eyes and a strong jaw line - I only care for the necessary facts, btw - and he told me all about how much he loves his best friend and he's going to the ends of the Earth to find his best friend--"

Like oh my god SHUT UP you MAJOR LOSER I can't believe I modeled my life after you

Hiiii bestie <3 @cactisays

Assortment of memes

So sick of dog motif what about cat motif.

I love you but we don't love the same. I can't be near you when you want me to be. Your love is smothering and your need to keep me safe is trapping me. I'm my own person but I don't know how to show you that. I lash out and hurt you even though I don't mean to. I need you to move slowly around me or I'll bolt. I love you, even though I don't say it. If you stay still I'll sit next to you, and even though we don't understand each other we can be together like that.

It seems like Watson is rather used to Holmes touching him rather frequently, but I like to think that sometimes he still can get surprised (and flustered)

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