Greek Nathan's Foot Long Yogurt Hot Dogs

@cactisays I think you need to see this

@contact-guy Look! He really has a sketchbook!

I'm reading about the Victorian Aesthetic movement and I was violently reminded of...

...Sherlock Holmes's 'rose monologue' from The Naval Treaty, HI HELLO CAN ANYONE HEAR ME

Please enjoy my silly whiteboard doodle of Them.

eating pastries is so humiliating cause you'll be having the time of your life having it and then when you're finished you look down and you're covered in flakes and sugardust like fuuuck now everyone is going to know i'm a messy pastry whore

credit for the house vicodin prescription goes to u/marcusbechtel on the HouseMD subreddit, the wilson image came from the House wiki, and of course the whole thing is inspired by the classic video "Every episode of House ever". The rest was all me.

freaky little scavenger

He could've done this at least once

girl you've been running through my mind all day

@cactisays Thinking about how you were one math class ahead of me for like all of elementary school.