@cactisays She Should Have Seen The Signs, Smh :\

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People who think sheep are killed for their wool are so hilarious to me. Does your barber slit your throat whenever you get a haircut?? Are you a returning customer to Sweeney Todd? Lmao it grows back, fools.

There's an open pit in the middle of our office plan that drops down into a bunch of very sharp spikes that kill you instantly. This is bad. People keep falling in there and dying. Someone put a sign up, the other day, all bright yellow so you can't miss it, that says "Beware!!! Spikes!!!"

The office immediately split into two factions over it. One says that if anyone falls in the spike pit it's their own fault for being so stupid and not watching where they're walking, so we should remove the sign. The other says that the sign is an insult, there shouldn't be a spike pit in our office at all, and having the sign up like that is just normalising the existence of the spike pit, so we should remove the sign.

We ended up removing the sign. Probably for the better. Still... for a while there it looked like it might have worked...

"Here, what about this gentleman's fiver?"

okay tma bumper stickers

Sherlock Holmes and the hound with a basketball or something I haven’t read that one

I TRIED TO EDIT BOULEVARD OF BROKEN DREAMS AND I FUCKED UP

DO YOU THINK ANYONE WILL NOTICE THAT THE VOCALS ARE NOT AS THEY SHOULD BE

Season 3 Jon summarized. He just needs a good sleep after all this. Violence feat. Jude Perry and Daisy Tonner.

Bonus: When your boss doesn’t care.

"Journeys end in lovers’ meetings", from the BSJ Spring 2013 issue

@cactisays saw this and instantly moved to tag you, only to realize you're the reason I saw this. Anyways, get tagged bestie <3

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