Magnus Institute Job Interview

i didn't have "i'm broken" teenage asexual angst i had "i'm literally being the only reasonable one about this concept and the rest of you are behaving like fucking freaks" perception issues

Mr Comically long snoot and Mr Comically large ears

They're about to do a little fusion dance and merge together into a bootleg elephant 🐘

therapist: cunt dracula is not real and cannot fuck you.

cunt dracula:

watson = dashing?? sherlock = silly??? its canon!!!!!!

the picture of dorian gray (1890) - oscar wilde

"fuck my yaoi life"

Sherlock Holmes modern adaptation but the main characters (Sherlock, Watson, Mrs. Hudson, Irene Adler, and maybe even Lestrade) are all vampires and they’ve just been doing their thing since the time period of the original books

Irene gets to be from New Jersey like she is in canon and she’ll occasionally show up and help Sherlock with a case but they don’t ever date or hook up or anything

I'm reading about the Victorian Aesthetic movement and I was violently reminded of...

...Sherlock Holmes's 'rose monologue' from The Naval Treaty, HI HELLO CAN ANYONE HEAR ME

Zillow house listings

@cactisays my big strong army doctor <3

"Match my freak" no be the sherlock holmes to my john watson