@cactisays It Really Is

i had a dream that time travel was invented and too many people choose to travel back in time to save the titanic from sinking (the question of whether unsinking of the titanic deserved so much attention in the face of human history was the subject of both heavy academic and online discourse), which caused a rift in the space-time-continuum that led to the titanic showing up indiscriminately all over the world’s oceans and sea in various states of sinking.

this caused a lot of issues both in terms of fixing said space-time-continuum and in terms of nautical navigation, and after a long and heavy battle in the international maritime organization it was decided that the bureaucratic burden of dealing with this was to be upon Ireland, much to their dismay. the Irish Government then released an app for all sailors and seafarers so they could report titanic sightings during their journeys, even though they heavily dissuaded you from reporting them given the paperwork it caused.

anyway i woke up with a clear image of the app in my head and needed to recreate it for all of you:

@cactisays I think yours sounds much better

Spin this wheel of ~300 AO3 tags three times.

The Beekeeper's Picnic has a shiny new press kit, complete with screen shots, so I thought I'd share them here too!

It's also got a new Steam Page description, woo!

He needs a napkin

@cactisays I think you need to see this

@contact-guy Look! He really has a sketchbook!

💐so pretty with flower

@cactisays my big strong army doctor <3

"Match my freak" no be the sherlock holmes to my john watson

this is actually one of the very first tma comics i ever did but i never posted it because i’m ace and their relationship is special to me and it felt too vulnerable somehow lol

well now here you go, i hope you like it and i love you.

People who think sheep are killed for their wool are so hilarious to me. Does your barber slit your throat whenever you get a haircut?? Are you a returning customer to Sweeney Todd? Lmao it grows back, fools.

This guy has been living on my monitors for a few days. I let some bugs in and he caught one but he is always in hunt mode.