Sorry I Cant Hang Out Tomorrow Im Celebrating The Death Of A 2123 Year Old Roman Politician With A Bunch

 "Knowing how genuine was her regard for him, I listened earnestly to her story when she came to my rooms in the second year of my married life and told me of the sad condition to which my poor friend was reduced."

THE DYING DETECTIVE part one - the best way of successfully acting a part is to be it.

If you're not familiar with this particular story I REALLY REALLY encourage you to read it (it's short!) because 1. it's really good and BONKERS and 2. this version is very close to the original but deviates in certain and important ways.

(this is in the Watson's Sketchbook series)

therapist: cunt dracula is not real and cannot fuck you.

cunt dracula:

Snow leopard figurine I sculpted and painted!

tiny small husbands

Reading Sherlock Holmes and there are so many scenes where Holmes is just at the foot of Watson’s bed, wide awake at a questionable hour like, “Hello, my dear Watson! I have studied bicycles all night!” What a little cryptid.

Very quick TMA season 2 sketches … I have very little clue of who this Gertrude character is but I am fascinated by this mysterious old woman heehee

Snoopy Wilson

-Rumi

@cactisays

btw… important PSA: cutting off the mold on the surface of food does nothing. you can only see the spores on the surface, but mold itself has spread and grown roots into the food. by the time you can actually *see* the spores, that piece of food is completely full of it. youre still eating mold. 

many of which are poisonous and have been shown to cause cancer. youre not even supposed to sniff it, because that can get spores into your lungs. like if you look up the health and safety guidelines for mold they barely stop short of telling you to put on a hazmat suit. 

like produce is okay as long as you cut around it at least an inch, but cooked foods? you gonna die. stop eating mold people 

Seriously though were people in the past just constantly giggling at the word “suck” being written with a long s like was that a thing do you think