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@cactisays I think yours sounds much better

Spin this wheel of ~300 AO3 tags three times.

It’s so funny to me that every time Watson stays to help with a case and sits down and gets his gay little notebook out, none of their clients are like “Wait a second. Are you gonna publish all of my personal business in the fucking Strand???”

@cactisays I'm not sure where these people got a video of us

i dont care what you’re doing take 1 minute out of your day to watch this you wont regret it YOU NEED SOUND

bad news for chocolate lovers: amid massive corporate downsizing, Lindt has had to euthanize 2,000 of its handsome european chocolate chefs . an additional 1,300 will be thrown out in the cold with nothing but their stupid Fucking whisks

dramatic

Marvel: “Infinity War is the most ambitious crossover event in history.”

Me:

bittersweet happenings in the safehouse

I like how the lack of spacing here implies that the helpline is there for those addicted to eating raw flour, dough, or batter, like a gambling helpline or something

the Empty House - part 1

It is the spring of the year 1894, and Sherlock Holmes has been dead for three years. Watson's Sketchbook returns with THE EMPTY HOUSE - part 1! Bonus points to whoever recognizes what classic of Victorian literature Holmes is quoting on the first page.

notes under the cut:

Holmes references dressing as a woman in the Adventure of the Mazarin Stone - I always wanted to see more of that disguise:

Watson is in mourning. Men did not wear as elaborate mourning as women in this era, but the extra wide hatband was one way to convey a deep personal loss. Who that loss is referring to is probably not something that Watson is entirely honest about, even to himself:

There's a theory from Madeleine B. Stern that Holmes's bookseller was a real life person named Alfred B. Clementson, and that he impersonates him in Empty House, so I nabbed that name.

Looks like these guys are okay, after all :)