In Fifth Grade A Boy Tried To Impress Me By Swallowing A Whole Tadpole Live And I Punched Him So Hard

he looks so unhinged and I love it

There is a series of children’s books published a few years back which is basically the Sherlock Holmes stories but for kids (obviously) and the illustrations are ADORABLE

Holmes is so skrunkly ❤️❤️❤️ truly a lil guy

"Fluid as water, brilliant as silver, heavier than lead, mercury spills through a mine worker's fingers."

National Geographic

October 1972

ph. Robert W. Madden

to this day possibly one of my best ideas. someone get me a pitch meeting with the hallmark channel

I heart prey animal rage I love when characters are fucking insane with terror

i had a dream i worked in an underwater restaurant and people kept ordering ice in their drinks and then getting mad at me when it would float away. and i’d tell them beforehand that the ice would float away & they’d be like lol no that’s not how it works just give me the ice. I’m fighting customer service battles never seen before

but the good news is:

When Azi finally upgrades his computer it will be to like Windows 95 :). 

Holmes’s and Watson’s pet names

(How Holmes and Watson call each other)

Watson’s for Holmes

“My dear Holmes”: 16 times

“My companion”: over a hundred times (I’m refusing to count any further)

Holmes’s for Watson

“My dear Watson”: 94 times 

“My dear boy”: two times (this means exactly what it sounds like)

“My boy”: nine times 

“My dear doctor”: two times

“My Watson”: three times

There is an awful lot of possessive pronouns here, if you start to think about it…

Could they appear more married if they tried??