im not really sure what im gonna post here probly just random art and stuffs
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Gay ppl can never be normal and say I love you they always gotta say some shit like, "It may be that you are not yourself luminous, but you are a conductor of light. Some people without possessing genius have a remarkable power of stimulating it. I confess, my dear fellow, that I am very much in your debt.”
i love the phrase "which could mean nothing" i think its my favorite thing to come out of the internet ever i love saying it. it could mean nothing but we all know better. we know the truth.
A scribbly little Zib! This guy has been my favourite since before I even properly sat down to read the comic. I love his eyebrows (said in as non-creepy a way as possible)
it really is crazy how quickly people were willing to just let chatgpt do everything for them. i have never even tried it. brother i don't even know if it's just a website you go to or what. i do not know where chatgpt actually lives, because i can decide my own grocery list.
I heart prey animal rage I love when characters are fucking insane with terror
Night in the Summer (1926)
— by Georg Janny
@cactisays I think you need to see this
@contact-guy Look! He really has a sketchbook!
he’s got that previously neglected shelter dog rizz. he looks like he wants to quietly sit next to you on the couch while you watch TV
Zillow house listings
At grocery store 🛒🍝
John Watson as stressed boyfriend
⭐️ please don’t use my art without my permission
Watson is ALWAYS ready to hit someone.
“‘Give me the word and I’ll thrash the hide off them.’”
“I could have struck him across the face.”
I am obsessed with this botched restoration of a 19th century statue of saint anthony
Look at how yassified he is
saying “i want him” about the character but not in a romantic or sexual way . i just Require him i need to Obtain him
i had a dream i worked in an underwater restaurant and people kept ordering ice in their drinks and then getting mad at me when it would float away. and i’d tell them beforehand that the ice would float away & they’d be like lol no that’s not how it works just give me the ice. I’m fighting customer service battles never seen before
Awww
"it's all in your head" correct! unfortunately I am also in there
For Day 2: Role Swap
@jonmartinweek
-Part One
-Part Two
-Part Three
-Part Four
Sherlock Holmes & the Adventure of Making Up For Three Years of Touch Deprivation
This is in the Watson's Sketchbook series!
“His hands were invariably blotted with ink and stained with chemicals, yet he was possessed of extraordinary delicacy of touch, as I frequently had occasion to observe.”
Starting my fanfiction journey has me realizing just how much ACD canon READS LIKE FANFICTION.
Like, what do you MEAN the two main characters are extremely fruity roommates who absolutely adore each other?
What do you MEAN Sherlock Holmes BLUSHES LIKE A LITTLE LADY WHEN WATSON COMPLIMENTS HIM?
What do you MEAN Sherlock Holmes starts out as a misogynist but is humbled by a beautiful talented girlboss outsmarting him???
What do you MEAN Holmes and Watson bicker about each other’s taste in art, and cleanliness, and eating habits?
What do you MEAN a story ends with the escaped victim of an abusive man who kills his exes POURING ACID ON AND DESTROYING SAID MAN’S FACE???
WHAT DO YOU MEAN SHERLOCK HOLMES CROSSDRESSES?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT’S WATSON’S GREATEST JOY AND PLEASURE TO SERVE HOLMES?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN WATSON IS ‘HERE TO BE USED’?????
WHAT DO YOU MEAN LESTRADE SAYS HE’S PROUD OF HOLMES AND HOLMES NEARLY CRIES?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN HOLMES AND WATSON FREQUENT THE TURKISH BATHS TOGETHER?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN HOLMES WOULD KILL A MAN FOR WATSON, AND WATSON WOULD GET SHOT TO SEE HOLMES’ LOVE????
new dumbass drawing because I'm extremely unemployed
Losing my mind a little over this Sherlock Holmes stamp, which was created in 1993 and depicts a scene from 'The reigate squire' short story. It's such gorgeous art. And I absolutely adore how fiercely protective Watson looks here, all like "Don't you DARE bother my friend, he's been seriously unwell, he needs REST". And his hand on Holmes' back, hello?!?!
Love you bestie :] <3
when your friend says love you at the end of the call
It seems like Watson is rather used to Holmes touching him rather frequently, but I like to think that sometimes he still can get surprised (and flustered)
random thoughts
It is the spring of the year 1894, and Sherlock Holmes has been dead for three years. Watson's Sketchbook returns with THE EMPTY HOUSE - part 1! Bonus points to whoever recognizes what classic of Victorian literature Holmes is quoting on the first page.
notes under the cut:
Holmes references dressing as a woman in the Adventure of the Mazarin Stone - I always wanted to see more of that disguise:
Watson is in mourning. Men did not wear as elaborate mourning as women in this era, but the extra wide hatband was one way to convey a deep personal loss. Who that loss is referring to is probably not something that Watson is entirely honest about, even to himself:
There's a theory from Madeleine B. Stern that Holmes's bookseller was a real life person named Alfred B. Clementson, and that he impersonates him in Empty House, so I nabbed that name.
Looks like these guys are okay, after all :)
💐so pretty with flower
bittersweet happenings in the safehouse
Geological horror. You find a geode and crack it open and the crystal lining its walls is human blood that can't be genetically matched to anyone. You find a human skeleton but every one of the bones is made from rock, a rock that you know can't be whittled into those shapes. You find layers of clay and loam that sport ancient fossils at the top and the still-rotting corpses of modern animals at the bottom.