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More Posts from Mothzsblog and Others
Jk rowling can take a hike
Incorrect quotes to use (im updating when i get new ones)
- [ ] Stop sending me weird videos of babies heard
- [ ] Dont be clickin into your intestines prople
- [ ] Taylor swift won the super bowl
- [ ] You’ve been corrupted by your mother
- [ ] I need to be 14 to work I’m 8
- [ ] sheep fur
- [ ] Oh, you tricked me worm
- [ ] Jeff bezos did this to us
- [ ] Let me grab my other hairless testicle
- [ ] Trumpet the cowards trombone
- [ ] Like some genital pirate
- [ ] They’re basically sad little flesh turtles that tun hide and scream
- [ ] Go abed go before people sex/sext eachother
- [ ] Where did your right eyeball go?
It tends to disappear.
- [ ] Dont put it on my head go back to you
- [ ] Boonie the poo
- [ ] Shout shell
- [ ] Fine you hit me i take the child
- [ ] They’re holding me hostage, man
- [ ] My mommy paid for me
- [ ] My bottles. Im sorry im a recovering alcoholic that’s not really recovering
- [ ] I have a boyfriend
- [ ] He was like inside of you
nice.
- [ ] She is like 3 feet tall how did she get up there
- [ ] What in the assblaster is this
- [ ] *rolls on back* aaaagghhgghgggf
- [ ] Is this futhermucker anomalous how does he keep finding us
- [ ] I said scream not sqeaky fart you peeon
- [ ] That’s jerard he lives in all gotmer emo kids heads
- [ ] I for one like the eggs, they tasty
- [ ] He took the cheese
- [ ] *weird noise that may be a moan* balls
- [ ] *whiny voice* i dont want an empire
- [ ] Sophie you’ve committed tax fraud youre six years old
- [ ] The carrots are all gone _
- [ ] A bear if type 2 diabetes
- [ ] Dont eat your spouse
- [ ] Look i spent an hour to get here I don’t need your sass
- [ ] Oh you’re not wearing any underwear
- [ ] You get the hell out of here mort
- [ ] Come children follow me into the pit.
That’s not a terrifying invitation
- [ ] We gave her drugs
- [ ] *happily* I wish i was dead!
- [ ] How about you? I know how everybody’s gonna die
- [ ] How can she be so sick yet so strong. Like the economy
- [ ] Our weather’s weird, no it’s your crops kill them
- [ ] Tell that to my vagina
- [ ] Call me draco malfoy cause im slytherin
- [ ] Ow my boob
- [ ] Well ill just say it who knew that pig makes a really fun clutch purse
- [ ] Im a cactus😊
- [ ] Rudy touch it
no thank you
- [ ] From the ashes rise ramps more ramps
- [ ] Whispering* yeah they’ll get constipated
no
- [ ] How you like our educational system norway
- [ ] I can be waluigi
- [ ] Yeah sawdust makes it softer
- [ ] You in his DMs. I'm at home smoking weed. I dont even know who we're talking about
- [ ] Who knew a bug could speak all fancy like
- [ ] This bus only goes to one place and that place is vallhala
- [ ] And for _’s weave that got snatched
- [ ] _ got stuck in one, typical of _
- [ ] THATS AN EVIL ASS OTTER
- [ ] Ooh these cats are so real
- [ ] That’s the good thing about evil jesus
- [ ] You dont even need that evil ass mace
- [ ] Are you penacilin
- [ ] Ill give you a dramamine you won’t even know
- [ ] Mercury is in the microwave or something
- [ ] You bitch, you look like a backstreet boy
- [ ] You bout to be tweedle-slapped
- [ ] I need viagra of the fingers
- [ ] Did you just trigger tag my grandma
- [ ] It’s game of thrones with otters
- [ ] Your toothpick friend is stupid _
- [ ] There hasn’t been a rat that high since the og Chuck e cheese
- [ ] Not me drugging the coffin
- [ ] I got an ostrich
- [ ] Damn crack baby
- [ ] He dropped his balls
- [ ] Even the walls are bones
- [ ] Well, your mother sucks eggs
- [ ] Listen to your heart what is it telling you.
i should quit.
- [ ] The curb is not my friend
- [ ] I don’t have a fist or fingers
- [ ] 50 shades of evil jesus
- [ ] He lets his ass rest
- [ ] _ YOU MADE IT HERE
- [ ] He’s like a double orphan’ orphan squared
- [ ] (Still very alive) Dont disrespect my grave like that
- [ ] I felt a kick in my appendix
- [ ] IM SUFFERING!
- [ ] _ back off do you hear my piano it’s mad
- [ ] EVAPORATE TALL PERSON
- [ ] What do you mean “we” mammal
- [ ] Would you kindly shut your noise hole
- [ ] Cheer up meatbag
- [ ] Look pal you only have one set of clothes and you’re not taking them off while im here
- [ ] *whispers* the holy bone?’*nods*
- [ ] I can be a mob boss of animals
- [ ] Are you the british
- [ ] Im very excited by my uterus bat
- [ ] _ dont be frenchphobic
- [ ] Oi _ get your mouth away from that french girl
- [ ] A mob of unruly clowns
- [ ] Go go hippie rangers
- [ ] Its like demented dog food
- [ ] Lesbian of death
- [ ] She she looks like a lobster
- [ ] Clever little box
- [ ] Who ya mama and daddy- THE GAYS
- [ ] Curse you mafia james
- [ ] I don’t want a puffer sonic i want a simp
- [ ] Im gonna keep feeding instagram
- [ ] He’s just gotta go poopoo leave him alone
- [ ] She got hit by a giant cake
- [ ] Im looking at you demon blueberry
- [ ] NO GANGBANGING IN THE POND
- [ ] SATAN IS NOT A FUCKING POGO STICK
- [ ] Not the dead catcall
- [ ] This is what i get for wearing half a shirt
- [ ] I saw the whisker things part like moses red whatever
- [ ] Is it a penis?
No
- [ ] Jesus fuck put it back in its not done yet
- [ ] This is what i am mama, this is my final form
- [ ] SHES A JESUST
- [ ] Dont worry its not mold its just my chocolate going through photosynthesis
(Knocks on door) Where’s boyfriend
Is that the marriage demon?
Reblog to give a trans woman a delicious Cuban sandwich
Reminder acespec is aromantic, acesexual, and agender
There’s a bread semi truck in my neighborhood its owned by s resident and is used frequently next time i see it ill get proof
I really look up to my grandpa he taught me a lot about my mom’s side of the family and told stories about what happened in their life
