GUYS

Hey, could I please get headcanons for Malak with a fem little stubborn and sassy s/o that works for Beirce sometimes. Like she works for Beirce but sometimes she doesn’t and isn’t there and Doug Houser is there instead? Can you make the headcanons NSFW?

Your wish is my command! 😻

Mother, where is my catnip

Nope same boring life😒

But recently I started realising that one of the guys at my university is actually hot 😍😍

Which is like super rare cuse every one of em there are ugly pigs 🥲

LMAO! if yk hes into guys i say go for it bby

Goldwatchers with an s/o who has moving hair like Medusas.<3

I won't lie. It's a little spooky. After seeing someone's hair move in that manner, they are beginning to doubt their sanity.

You make an effort to persuade them that your hair isn't particularly self governing.

Naturally, with a little persuasion, they would accept your statement, but they would remain skeptical.

When they become accustomed to your "moving hair," they would like to braid it. (To prevent you from one day killing them with a death grip out of rage)

On movie night, they would ask you to bring them some snacks, and you would do it without moving a muscle by stretching across the mansion with your hair.

I'm sorry, it's brief! I rushed to get it done.

💀crying rn. my phone is dead but the malak x reader fic is on my phone. im on computer rn 

Incorrect quotes with JJK

(can y'all see the header? It's a dark grey on my screen and idk how to fix it💀)

Nanami: What do you want to be for Halloween?

(y/n): Yours.

Nanami:

Nanami:.…yeah, that would be pretty scary.

freddy: That was so hot, (y/n). (y/n): I literally called the person who just flirted with you a degenerate dog and told them I hope they get dragged through the streets. freddy: I'm so in love with you.

(Y/n), pointing: May I sit there?

Toby: That's my lap...

(Y/n): That doesn't answer my question, Toby.

Incorrect quotes with Toby

(Y/n): What are you in the mood for?

Toby: World domination.

(Y/n): That's a bit ambitious.

Toby: You are my world.

(Y/n): Aww...

Toby: ...

(Y/n): ...

Toby: ...

(Y/n): OH.

(Y/n): How petty can you get?

Ben: I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about.