Incorrect quotes with Rick

💀crying rn. my phone is dead but the malak x reader fic is on my phone. im on computer rn 

I like to bless peoples eyes

i can tell.

Incorrect quotes with Toby😱

(Y/n): Is something burning?

Toby, leaning seductively on the counter: Just my desire for you.

(Y/n): Toby, the toaster is literally on fire.

I went back to read the Dom-reader x Malak and now I can't find it :(

I think I deleted it💀

I'll scroll through and pin it for you if I find it

incorrect quotes with red guy

Y/n: Are you an F5 key? Because that ass is refreshing. red guy: Are you a software update? because not right now.

incorrect quotes with Masky

(Y/N) : I’m kind of crushing on someone, but I’m worried about telling you who it is, because you’re not going to like it Masky : Just rip the bandage off. (Y/N): It’s Toby. Masky: Put the bandage back on.

i hear you like jjba 👁👁? have you seen the new stone ocean episodes yet??

Nah lol. I only watched up to the part when the 'yar yar' guy(don't feel like googlimg his name) was in jail.

BUT DW, ILL GO CHECK IT OUT.<3 In the meantime tell me about your day.🙂

Doot Doot

HUH?? IDK WHETHER OR NOT TO BELIVE THIS DOOT DOOT IS FROM DOOT DOOT GUY

could be one of my anons playing with me tho....

Incorrect quotes with JTK

Jeff: Don’t worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve.

Y/N: I think you mean cards.

Jeff, pulling knives out of their sleeves: No, I do not.

Incorrect quotes with Toby

(Y/n): What are you in the mood for?

Toby: World domination.

(Y/n): That's a bit ambitious.

Toby: You are my world.

(Y/n): Aww...

Toby: ...

(Y/n): ...

Toby: ...

(Y/n): OH.