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Having friends on tumblr is really great. I often refer to you guys in real life as “my friend from england/autralia/california/new york” and it makes people think I’m very well traveled when really I’ve just spent a lot of time on the Internet.

*zlomí vícero prutů naráz* naser si Svatopluku

chčije a chčije

My life is just a forever repeating loop of "i hate myself" and "I need to lock in". Sometimes these two thoughts overlap as well.

Yes yes I know this too shall pass but christ alive man it's passing like a gotdamn kidney stone

jasný... cokoliv co řekneš

sleepy on main

Injecting pure estrogen into my bloodstream so I forcefeminize my vampire friend