I'm Gay And Caffeinated And I Love You????? I Love You Reading This I Love You??????????

"gee I wonder how I will transfer this information reliably across long distances"

the trustworthy telecommunications dish:

no, spotify, i don't want to use ai to "turn my ideas into playlists". i already fucking do that with my brain and hands and i do it for fun. what, should i get ai to pet my cat for me? to play my silly games for me? to spend time with my beautiful wife for me? how about i rend you asunder

"it's all in your head" correct! unfortunately I am also in there

*Small voice*

I will OBLITERATE your toes

I always get nervous about getting murdered before meeting up with people and it’s so funny bc like what’s he gonna do chief? He’s 5’1. gonna stab my ankles? Can’t reach em.

Psychologically realistic hornyposting.

God, i wish i was rich...

There’s a certain threshold that’s passed by rich people where the fancy things they’re buying seems worse than the cheaper thing, but it’s rarer so they still buy it. A perfect example of this is the most expensive coffee bean - normal coffee beans are just coffee beans, but this one is eaten and digested by some small creature, and what you put in your coffee is their poopees. enjoy your poop coffee, Jeff Bozos.