Casts spell called “please be alright. I love you.”
straigbt up "under it" and by "it" well lets jusr say, my blankeys
80% tired 20% also tired
lock the fuck in?? no way dude. I am TUCKED the fuck in :) good night
ow. my bones
no, spotify, i don't want to use ai to "turn my ideas into playlists". i already fucking do that with my brain and hands and i do it for fun. what, should i get ai to pet my cat for me? to play my silly games for me? to spend time with my beautiful wife for me? how about i rend you asunder
through the power of having mutuals who are cooler than me I can propel my 2 note flop posts into 15 note flop posts
im cooking
Honestly, I don’t get why anyone wouldn’t like me. I do cool stuff. I make cars. People like cars, don’t they? I make stonks go to the moon. Isn’t that cool? Isn’t making stonks go to the moon something people like? Seriously, c’mon. Appreciate me. I was on Rick And Morty. Wubba lubba dub dub, right? People love that show! I like to hang out. I microdose acid, a cool drug. Remember that time I went on Joe Rogan’s podcast and smoked that joint? Who else would be crazy enough to do that but me?
God, I’m lonely.
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