Manželství Vždycky Znamenalo Svazek Muže A ženy A Nemůžeme Jenom Tak Měnit Význam Slov!!!

Manželství vždycky znamenalo svazek muže a ženy a nemůžeme jenom tak měnit význam slov!!!

Kámo, chci vidět, jak by se tvářila tvoje prababička na větu: "Ztlum prosímtě to kuře na čtverku", které každá dnešní hospodyňka bez problémů rozumí.

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1 week ago

wikipedia no longer being anywhere near the top of search results when looking up anything feels eviscerating


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4 months ago

its fucking dember.

1 month ago

they don't make staying up until 3am fun and exciting like they used to

2 weeks ago

Claiming J D Vance fucked a couch: kind of funny

Claiming J D Vance killed the Pope: very funny

Claiming those were the same incident: priceless

1 month ago

lock the fuck in?? no way dude. I am TUCKED the fuck in :) good night

5 months ago

特朗普当选总统对意大利是场灾难,.https://tiktok.com/tiktokstudio/content

5 months ago

It’s like a full-blown addiction, but instead of drugs or booze, it’s this fictional guy who’s got her wrapped around his finger. She knows it’s fucked up—knows she’s out here daydreaming about someone who’s not even real—but who cares? This guy? He’s everything. He’s charming in the worst ways, flawed in every possible sense, but there’s just something about him that has her hooked. He doesn’t even know she exists, but she’s ready to fight anyone who says a word against him. Seriously, she’ll defend his honor like it’s a fucking life-or-death mission.

He’s a goddamn trainwreck, but he’s her trainwreck. She’ll put up with all his baggage, his emotional scars, his dark sides, because somehow, that brokenness makes him feel more real to her than any real guy could. He’s messed up, but she’ll fix him in her head every single time. Maybe it’s that thrill of knowing he’s dangerous and untouchable that makes him even more irresistible. He might break her heart in a hundred ways, but it’s the kind of heartbreak that makes her feel alive, even if it hurts like hell.

And it’s never gonna happen, right? She knows that. He’s not gonna waltz into her life and sweep her off her feet. But it doesn’t matter. Because she gets to have him on her terms—no messy reality, no awkward first dates, no risking her heart for real. He’s always there when she needs him, in that perfect little bubble of fantasy she’s built for herself. And maybe she’s a little crazy for it, but at least with him, she’s never disappointed. Every time she replays his scenes, reads the fanfics, imagines their future together—it's like a high she can never quite shake. She knows it's all just a mindfuck, but she’s never felt more alive.

3 weeks ago

i believe in the inherent goodness of people

I Believe In The Inherent Goodness Of People
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