Surfer Bird

Introducing Fidough's new evolution, Rollver!

an erotic poem:

leg so hot

hot hot leg

leg so hot u fry an eg

The ultimate double cheeseburger

Catpuccino ☕🐾

Based on this.

I randomly remembered this one day and decided I must make this joke.

a few days ago i woke up thinking: snails are cute, but what if they had legs?

so i made this, and i was like "aww yeahhh such a funny animal"

and then a second image popped up in my head

what if they acted like dogs?

YEAAAAHHHHH HAPPY PUPPY SNAIL

C'mon heehoo have some Takis it's ok

Give me your headcanons 👀

Sure thing!

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Rudgar has always had a strained relationship with his father. His father having been absent from his childhood ,due to work, for as long as he can remember.

Leaving home early in the mornings to arriving home late at night.

At the times his father was home, he was always to exhausted to even change out of his work clothes. Simply plopping himself on a nearby chair.

Due to his absent, his mother was the one to mostly raise him on her own.

Over the years, ludgar has become bitter about his father.

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Edit: I'm not really the best at writing, but I hope you enjoyed this!

stupid ‘types of artists’ meme challenge thing i did a while back on insta

punt insta algorithm all my homies hate insta algorithm