Please Don’t Eat Water Sausages.

Meet Nugget, my FNAF animatronic oc. He has the size, power, & high IQ of a real pomeranian. He is in charge of all chicken nugget responsibilities.

There are only 2 realities with Nugget in them. One where he blows away Afton before he hurts a child, & one where the mere presence of Nugget makes it impossible to desire murder. Nugget is so cute, nobody around him wants to kill or bully anyone. Nugget’s cuteness instead encourages siblings to bond while caring for him, & inspires nothing but love between two dads who have never been proven to have psuedo-8-bit wives, after all, so why not?

Abled Person: Hey man, can you hold this wad of $2,000 and this one penny for me while I open my wallet?

Disabled Person: YOU COMPLETE AND UTTER FOOL!

The United States Government:

(Watch how many people don’t get this.)

So I made a child of Butterscotch and Honey.., pls don't kill meh

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I can say I won't kill you......

But I won't say the same for Asriel and Flowey....

The reapers can’t get legal ID like drivers licences because they’re dead which means in a modern setting none of them could prove their age if they wanted to enter a bar and order alcohol. Like Ronald I’m sure could sweet-talk his way past it but can you even imagine in this year our lord 2018 William “I Don’t Know What Subtlety Is” Spears getting asked to prove how old he is

bunny wearing a strawberry hat

getting canceled on twitter speedrun

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