Why Are You So Cool

THINGS I NEED TO FUCKING KNOW: Why every fuckin trans man or nb person I know who binds is like “oh binders are the worst, you can’t breathe in them, I know someone who broke a rib once”,

And meanwhile over in historical costuming, we are fucking eating, sleeping, swordfighting, riding horses, and feeling great like this:

(credit: Jenny La Flamme, The Tudor Tailor, Verdaera)

Like is there NO overlap between people who want to bind and people who care about accurate 16th century clothing reconstruction techniques?

(I, okay, maybe it is kind of a niche interest, but…. REALLY? Anyone who’s made a boned binder, PLS SPEAK TO ME)

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Do you think Mike(scooped) has ever considered walking into a ER just to see what they would do? Who would they call first. Doctor? Cops? Mortician? He’s curious to know.

Haters be like

“It’s totally possible to make a path that goes through every door exactly once”

It makes me happy when they listen

fuck it homebrew boop button. reblog this post to boop the person you reblogged from.

bring your unemployed friend to work day

Even funnier if it's only as Captain Marvel. Billy Batson? Swears like a sailor.

Cap.Marvel: You look bad, what's going on?

Billy: Fucking hell man, you look shitty. What's up your ass this morning?

billy batson magically induced profanity filter. solomon thinks he's funny

brought some fruit for the potluck

Follow your dreams, I guess