She's MIDDLE AGED She's DIVORCED She Hits People With GIANT HAMMERS She Has A WEIRD RELATIONSHIP WITH

she's MIDDLE AGED she's DIVORCED she hits people with GIANT HAMMERS she has a WEIRD RELATIONSHIP WITH GOD she HAS A SQUAD OF SILLY GUYS she's tormented by HORRORS BEYOND HER UNDERSTANDING and most importantly shes BUTCH. i didn't say a name but she popped into your head didn't she

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