First Meeting Canon (true I Was The Cut Off Decepticon Head)

“how can you multiship?” well you see honey, when two people love each other very much and neither of them is real…

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people are absolutely EVIL about the boundaries of “picky eaters”. no, they do not have to try it. yes, they can know they don’t like it without having eaten it before. no, they probably have not suddenly grown a taste for the food they’ve said they hate. no, they probably are not going to like it in the Special Way This One Place Cooks It. yes, you are being a bad friend if you try to “trick” them into eating it anyway

More Triple Troll Time Au this time with dad AAARRRGGHH!!!

Bonus doodles:

This is the worst timeline. (x)

Barbara: How do you explain your behavior?

Strickler: It’s a little complicated,

Jim: He was in a cult.

Barbara: What??

Strickler: I was not in a cult!

Jim: You were in a cult.

Strickler: It was a very legitimate, however secret, organization that had thousands of members world wide. Based on the teachings of our Lady Creator, we worked toward the release of an ancient being who would help us to return her to the Earth, and we would receive her instructions through an old oh my god I was in a cult.

Day 8: fisting

@tf-kinktober2024

STIX I NEED THAT DRAAL WITH BIG EYES AS ADULT STAT PLEASEEEEEEEE

HERE IT IS BUT HERE IS ALSO THE BAD THUMBNAIL SKETCHES I MENTIONED THERE IF ANYONE WANTS TO SEE <3

Fridge Jason and ᴰᵃᵐᶦᵃⁿ

Messaging people for the first time is so hard. What am I supposed to say? Like, "You seem really odd and your blog intrigues me. Do you want to have philosophical conversations or perhaps talk about fictional characters?" What! Whatever. I will just follow you back and stare at your blog with my big beautiful brown eyes.