Does Anyone Wanna Hold Hands Until We Feel A Little Braver

As I near 200,000 followers here at fishingboatproceeds, I just wanted to say Cock is one of my favorite tastes. Not only that, but balls smell amazing. It makes me go a little crazy on it to be honest. Like, I cannot get it far enough down my throat to be satisfied. I’m only satisfied when I feel those intense, powerful, salty, hot pumps of cum down my throat. When I sit back on my heels, look up at you with cum all over my mouth and slobber running down my neck, hair all fucked up and wipe my mouth with the back of my arm and ask you if I did a good job and you cannot even speak because I’ve drained all of your energy out the tip of your dick….. That’s when I’m satisfied.

why are you microwaving carbonated drinks that feels wrong.

IDK, most people hate it, but I'm also the person that purposely lets coke go flat because I like it better flat so me and carbonated drinks have a weird relationship.

why the fuck is it called the xbox 360 what does 360 mean???????????????????

Only day you can reblog this

"the magnus archives sounds cool! what are the content warnings?"

my favorite video of all time ever

A story about a boy who wore his movie fandom on his head.

Tubi Cowboy tryna lasso some last minute plans tonight. You in?